GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scen